BREAKING: Embarrassing report reveals that Donald Trump Jr.’s girlfriend only settled for him after trying and failing to date incel-coded billionaire Elon Musk.

A genuinely humiliating exposé has dragged Donald Trump Jr.’s current paramour, Bettina Anderson, into the unforgiving light. The central revelation is a spectacular and truly pathetic miscalculation: Ms. Anderson only deigned to settle for the President’s son after her primary, more lucrative target—the notoriously insipid, incel-coded billionaire Elon Musk—proved unattainable.

Imagine the crushing indignity of being deemed the consolation prize, the fall-back option to a figure as socially repellent and bizarre as Musk. The contemptuous nature of her ambition was laid bare by a close confidante, who starkly admitted: “She told me she wanted to have one of Elon’s babies and she thought going after Don Jr would help her get close to Elon. She told several of us this was her ultimate goal.”

The 38-year-old Anderson failed utterly in her grotesque aspiration. Having missed the mark on the Silicon Valley behemoth, she was forced to redirect her predatory gaze toward the significantly less impressive, troglodytic heir. The sources speaking to The Daily Mail confirm her desperate pivot. A Palm Beach fixture and “model,” Anderson is painted as a textbook parasitic social climber, whose initial interest in Don Jr. was purely transactional: a strategy to slither into the orbit of the MAGA inner circle where Musk once held court.

Musk’s well-documented, almost frantic fixation on “spreading his seed”—resulting in at least 14 confirmed children across various partners—has turned him into a repulsive beacon for women seeking financial security through biological means. For these gold-diggers, the man’s odious personality, his physically repulsive presentation, and his increasingly fascist political leanings are, shockingly, not dealbreakers.

This entire cynical enterprise appears to have rattled the foundations of the Trump dynasty itself. As far back as January, insiders revealed that Donald Trump “does not approve of his son’s association with Bettina.” The irony is deafening: the man who has spent a lifetime mastering manipulation and exploitation seems to recognize a kindred, destructive spirit in Anderson—and wants to shield his son from the kind of predation he himself perfected. As one “Trump family friend” observed to Mediaite, “Bettina’s presence is seen as a liability rather than an asset,” articulating the growing unease over the destructive potential posed by his son’s thoroughly compromised relationship.

The Tragic Consolation Prize: Don Jr. Settles for Elon Musk’s Leftovers

One truly has to scrape the bottom of the barrel to find someone more humiliatingly pathetic than Donald Trump Jr. The man, a monument to inherited mediocrity, has now been publicly exposed not just as a second choice, but as the last choice after his current paramour failed to bag the world’s most repellent billionaire.

The stench of desperation clings to the recent reports detailing how Bettina Anderson, the alleged “model” and self-proclaimed Palm Beach social climber, only settled her sights on the troglodytic Trump scion after her true quarry—the incel-coded, wealth-hoarding freak, Elon Musk—rejected her advances. Imagine the level of self-respect required to look at the spawn of the former president and think, “Well, he’s close enough.”

This isn’t just common celebrity gossip; it’s a window into the utter moral bankruptcy of the MAGA elite and the parasites who attempt to cling to their orbit. Anderson’s motives, laid bare by her own friends, were as nakedly transactional as they were appalling. “She told me she wanted to have one of Elon’s babies and she thought going after Don Jr would help her get close to Elon. She told several of us this was her ultimate goal,” a source confessed to The Daily Mail.

This is the grim calculus of the modern gold-digger: chase the man obsessed with “spreading his seed” across the globe, overlooking his odious personality, physically repulsive form, and increasingly fascist political leanings, all for a mere nibble of his extravagant wealth. When the ultimate prize—the chance to become a human incubator for a bizarre, cult-like dynastic fantasy—slips away, who is the fallback? The president’s least successful son, apparently.

The negative impact of this association on the Trump brand is already palpable, which is saying something for a brand built on vulgarity. Even the Grand Manipulator himself, Donald Trump Sr., who has spent his life exploiting and discarding people, reportedly does not approve. Sources reveal that “Bettina’s presence is seen as a liability rather than an asset” and that the former president’s inner circle is “expressing growing concerns.”

The supreme irony, the blinding hypocrisy, is that the man most adept at recognizing a predatory social climber—because he is one—sees the reflection of his own tactics in Anderson and wants to shield his namesake. What does it say about Bettina Anderson that Donald Trump, the man, views her as too much of a risk? It says she is a parasite of the highest order. But it says even more about Don Jr., the pathetic consolation prize, who now has to face the world knowing his only attraction was his proximity to a man who, in turn, wouldn’t even touch the woman currently sharing his bed. It is truly a dynasty built on failure and the dregs of the dating pool.