Greg Gutfeld Destroys Tim Walz: The IKEA Governor’s Cringe Leadership Gets Roasted Live

When Tim Walz, Minnesota’s “tampon king” and former VP nominee, stepped into a Texas town hall, nobody expected the estrogen jokes to fly so fast that even Chuck Norris would need a heating pad. But the real fireworks began when Greg Gutfeld, Fox’s reigning champion of sarcasm, took aim at Walz’s leadership, turning Minnesota’s governor into the punchline of a demolition derby.

A Town Hall So Awkward, Even the Chairs Cringed

Walz tried to sell the crowd on “diversity is our strength,” but Gutfeld was having none of it. The host shredded Walz’s platitudes with the precision of a chainsaw at a fireworks factory, mocking the governor’s tendency to talk in buzzwords and emotional TED Talk jargon. “If political leadership were a buffet, Walz would be the lukewarm mashed potatoes nobody ordered but somehow got scooped onto the plate anyway,” Gutfeld quipped.

Military Mishaps and Mashed Potato Politics

Walz’s résumé took a hit as Gutfeld exposed his questionable military background—claims of being a “bikini inspector” and alleged cowardice for resigning before his unit’s Iraq deployment. “The only vote Walz might win is the coward vote,” Gutfeld joked, as veterans groaned and the audience howled.

Economic Chaos: Tax Everything, Even the Air

Minnesota’s economy under Walz? A haunted house built from climate mandates and social justice slideshows. Gutfeld roasted the governor for taxing everything but the thought of moving to South Dakota, and for spending budget surpluses on bureaucracy, diversity consultants, and maybe a taxpayer-funded mural of himself. “Waltz blowing a surplus is like handing a toddler a credit card and telling him to only buy essentials,” Gutfeld said.

Crime and Education: Performance Art Gone Wrong

Public safety in Minnesota, according to Gutfeld, is “like handing out scented candles in the middle of a burning building.” Walz’s crime plan was compared to a mall cop trying to stop a riot with a kazoo and clipboard. As for education, Gutfeld mocked the governor’s obsession with woke word salad, saying schools have become “workshops for terrible performance art where detention is gone and TikTok therapy is in.”

COVID Hypocrisy: Shutdowns for Grandma, Street Parties for Protesters

Walz’s pandemic policies got ripped apart: bars and churches were fined, but protests were “magically essential.” Gutfeld called it “political theater with a clipboard,” reminding viewers how Walz shut down bingo night but threw the streets open for Marxist chants and papier-mâché puppets.

The Bullet Train to Nowhere

Gutfeld didn’t miss Walz’s fantasy infrastructure, either. “Nothing screams fiscal genius like a bullet train to nowhere, slower than a DMV line and about as useful as a solar-powered flashlight in January,” he joked, as Minnesota’s real roads crumbled.

Lifestyle Leadership: The IKEA Governor

Walz’s folksy branding got a brutal takedown: “He’s about as folksy as tofu at a monster truck rally.” Gutfeld crowned him the IKEA governor—“Comes in a box, half the screws missing, assembly required. By the end, you’re crying over a wobbly mess wondering if you’ve built a metaphor.”

The Viral Handshake Hug and Participation Ribbon Politics

Even Walz’s awkward handshake-hug with his wife became a meme. “I’ve seen warmer embraces between Chris Christie and a salad,” Gutfeld said. Walz’s leadership style? “Like a substitute teacher wrangling a classroom of hyperactive raccoons.”

Final Knockout: Minnesota Deserves Better

Gutfeld’s punchlines landed harder than Walz’s approval ratings. “Behind the fleece vest and passive aggressive grin sits a governor following expired IKEA instructions—confused, underwhelming, and missing half the screws.” Minnesota deserves more than a glorified group project in khakis and hashtags.

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