ALOCS Graphic Tee Fit Guide Questions Answered

ALOCS Graphic Tee Fit Guide Questions Answered

A run through what sits on the racks at That’s A Awful Lot Of Cough Syrup

Measured against the noise around it, the range is narrower than you would guess. Count the products and the brand’s own store lists about 154 products, with roughly 43% of size variants reading sold out at any moment. All of this comes from the brand’s published copy as it stood in September 2026, because ALOCS clothing gets copied often and fakes rarely match the specs. In Los Angeles in 2018, Desto Dubb got the label going, selling out of a van in a downtown parking lot. Production has stayed close to home, and pages still say pieces are hand-dyed and screen-printed there. The figures below are the levels published www.awfullottacoughsyrup.com/product-category/t-shirts as of September 2026, and streetwear prices move, so check before you commit.

The price bands, laid out

Across most of cough syrup clothing, four price points carry the range. A tee is about $150, a hoodie about $200, sweatpants about $200 and most shorts about $150, all at the brand’s own store as of September 2026. Beneath that sits a small-goods band of about $25 to $70 for socks, boxers and tanks. Over it you find workwear and outerwear, from about $200 up to about $350 for the heaviest Dickies jacket. Across the store, nothing is priced below $25 or above $350. Discounts are selective, and the mystery-item line is the steadiest half-price route in.

T-shirts and tees

The spine of the line is cough syrup shirts, and they are usually the first buy. About $150 is the core price, and women’s cuts and lighter tanks landing between roughly $48 and $100. Read everything else against the Classic Cough Syrup T-Shirt: 6.5 oz 100% organic cotton, relaxed fit, jumbo screen prints front and back, yellow woven label at the hem. King Of The Kill, Drankenstein, Big Pharma and Rib Cage are among the current graphics, most sitting at the same level. The Warning tee is true to size with a note to size up for an oversized look, because fit is published per garment. The brand says to order one or two sizes bigger for the Wok Is Dead and Promethazine Tour tees, since they are lightweight and cropped.

Hoodies

About $150 to $200 is the hoodie range, and the $200 level covering nearly every men’s style. The heavyweight reference is the Classic Cough Syrup Hoodie: 16 oz 100% organic cotton, hand-dyed and printed in Los Angeles, logos at chest and back. Its yellow woven label sits at the wearer’s bottom left rather than the hem, which is worth knowing when you inspect one. Around that anchor sit the ALOCS Classic, Athletic Dept., Cupid Tattoo, Glocc Zip Up and Blurred Lines hoodies, all near $200. The Zip-Up Classic Hoodie sits nearer $150, and the women’s crop versions sit lower again. Only the classic carries a published fit note, and it reads true to size.

The sweatpants

Like hoodies, sweatpants run about $200, with a flare cut listed nearer $150. The Classic Cough Syrup Sweatpants are 14 oz fleece, specifically 80% cotton and 20% recycled polyester, logo screen printed across the front and up the back legs. Think gym-floor sweat rather than thin mall joggers, given that weight. Alongside the classic sit Classic Flare Sweatpants, ALOCS Athletic Dept. Sweatpants and Blurred Lines Sweatpants. One listing reads “Flare Classic Sweapants”, the brand’s own typo, which tells you how fast this catalogue turns over. The classic pair reads true to size in the copy.

The shorts rail

ALOCS shorts run about $60 to $150 and are the cheapest way into the main line. Most men’s styles land at $150, including the Glocc, Mexico Glocc and USA Glocc shorts, the Awful Lot Of Stincs pair and the Classic Sweat Shorts. The Awful Lot Of Respect Cuhh Shorts come in near $100 and the women’s booty shorts near $60. Because materials are not published on most of them, you judge the graphic, the cut and the price rather than a stated weight. The rest carry no fit note, and the women’s booty shorts are listed as true to size. You get the apparel size run on printed shorts rather than a waist measurement.

Denim

Denim comes out the thinnest category in the store. Just one product fills the collection, the Double Cup Cargo Shorts at about $150 after previously showing $300. Mid-rise 14 oz denim is the build, garment-dyed with a double dye process meant to mimic sun-fading, with double cup pockets at the back, cargo pockets at the side, a button fly and a custom leather patch. Waist sizes go 28 to 44 and colours come in grey, black and green, purple and red. Fit is published as true to size, with a note to size up one for an oversized cut. Jorts is a shopper’s word, not the brand’s: it appears nowhere in the catalogue, and the only other denim is the ALOCS Denim Jacket and Carpenter Pants at about $300 each.

Jackets and workwear

About $200 to $350 marks the expensive end of the rack. At the centre of it is a Dickies programme: the Cough Syrup Dickies Jacket at about $350 is fully lined, with two welt pockets and a pencil pocket on the sleeve, in 65% cotton and 35% polyester. The Cough Syrup Dickies Button Down at about $200 uses the Dickies 1574 work shirt in the same blend, published true to size. A quarter zip shirt and loose fit Dickies pants each run about $250. Outerwear beyond that programme means the ALOCS Puffer Jacket at about $250 and a cropped puffer at about $200. These pieces size by waist, 28 to 44, not by the usual apparel run.

Accessories and small goods

Accessories stretch from about $25 to $250, which is a wider spread than anything else here. Belts lead the range at about $250 each, covering the ALOCS Belt, the I Love Cough Syrup Belt and the Awful Lot Of Sex Belt. Step down and there are the ALOCS Wallet Chain at about $125, two bags and a ski mask at about $100 each. Down at the bottom come small goods: socks at about $50, a two-pack of boxers at about $60 and a bandana at about $25. A published fabric attaches to the boxers alone, a 95% cotton and 5% elastane blend, made in Los Angeles. Everything else here goes on graphic and hardware rather than on a spec sheet.

Women’s plus kids

The women’s range runs roughly $48 to $160 across crop tops, tank dresses, bodysuits, yoga pants and a bikini at about $80. The cropped zip-up hoodie lands near $100, with the Rich Girls Crop Hoodie near $160, the cheapest route into the silhouette. Some carry the measuring line side print down the seam, and tanks and crop tops are listed as 100% combed cotton. All the kids list holds is a classic tee at about $60 and sweatpants at about $100, in sizes 2/3, 4/5, 6 and 8. Footwear is barely there, amounting to the Rhime Shoes at about $100, the only item in the collabs collection. There is no published fit note on anything here, so buy your usual size.

What That’s A Awful Lot Of Cough Syrup is not stocking right now

Of all the gaps, headwear surprises people most. Nobody should be told that hats are currently on sale: the store’s hat collection returned zero products when it was checked in September 2026. They have existed before: the brand’s blog describes a Dodger Collection from March 2024 with a fitted and a dad hat, and the trademark covers headwear, so the category can return. Almost as thin is footwear, where one collaboration shoe standing in for a department. There is also no global size chart and no washing instructions on the store, which is why fit has to be read garment by garment. About 43% of size variants were out of stock at the time of checking, so an unavailable listing usually means a missing size rather than a dead style, and the awful lot of cough syrup drop calendar refills the racks every week or two.