1 MINUTE AGO: Keanu Reeves Testifies: ‘Diddy Wanted Me to Bathe in His Used Water’…

In a shocking twist at the federal trial of Sean “Diddy” Combs, Hollywood icon Keanu Reeves took the stand, delivering one of the most unsettling testimonies of the proceedings. Calm and composed, Reeves recounted a bizarre and disturbing dinner with Diddy in 2014 at a secluded Malibu mansion.

Keanu Reeves, post-it interview

According to Reeves, Diddy offered him a mysterious role with no script, but with a “Loyalty Framework Agreement” featuring seven ritual-like clauses. Most disturbingly, Diddy insisted Reeves could only participate if he bathed in Diddy’s used bathwater—a condition Reeves first thought was a joke, but soon realized was deadly serious.

Reeves described the dinner as more of an indoctrination than a pitch, with Diddy speaking in cryptic terms about legacy, secrecy, and transformation. After refusing the offer and leaving, Reeves said he experienced a series of strange events: anonymous phone calls, ominous messages, career setbacks, and sudden exclusion from projects and collaborations.

The actor testified that others in Hollywood who accepted Diddy’s invitations seemed to skyrocket to fame, while those who resisted were quietly pushed out. Reeves revealed that Diddy kept “insurance” in the form of locked drawers labeled with celebrities’ names—implying blackmail or leverage over those who joined his inner circle.

Reeves’ testimony painted a chilling picture of a hidden Hollywood system, where silence and compliance are rewarded, and dissent leads to erasure. He concluded, “The only reason I’m still here is because I said no. I’d rather be forgotten than remembered for bathing in your water.”

The courtroom was left in stunned silence, with jurors visibly shaken. Reeves’ account not only corroborated other witness statements but also exposed a culture of secrecy and manipulation at the highest levels of the entertainment industry.