HOLY SHIT: Karoline Leavitt Tries to Convince Authorities to Deport Laura Ingraham From the US Over Her Influential Comments…

In what may go down as the most absurdly patriotic feud of the decade, conservative firebrand Karoline Leavitt has reportedly petitioned unnamed “authorities” to deport fellow conservative commentator Laura Ingraham from the United States — citing her “dangerously influential tone” and “unrelenting dominance of the Fox News airwaves.”

Yes, you read that right. Leavitt allegedly wants Ingraham out of America… for being too good at influencing Americans.

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🗽 The American Dream, But Competitive

Sources close to Leavitt say the conflict began when Laura Ingraham “casually dismissed” Leavitt’s segment on an up-and-coming digital news platform, calling it “junior varsity politics.”

Apparently, that was the final straw.

“We’re witnessing unchecked opinion power. That’s a national security concern,” Leavitt reportedly said in a leaked group chat. “I love America — but some voices are so dominant, they need a passport check.”

📢 The “Deportation” Plan

Though Leavitt has zero legal authority to deport anyone, she’s allegedly drafted a “citizen alert initiative” called Operation Mic Drop, which includes:

A symbolic petition to “relocate overamplified voices” to less influential zones (like Canada, or a Montana cabin)

A 12-page PowerPoint titled “Too Loud to Be Legal”

A proposed bill titled “The Patriot Pause Act,” which would mandate “30-day silencing periods” for pundits with over 5 million weekly views

None of this is expected to pass. Or exist in any functioning democracy. But the vibes are strong.

📺 Ingraham Responds — Swiftly and With Sass

Never one to back down from a televised brawl, Laura Ingraham addressed the drama directly during her show:

“Karoline who? I paved roads she’s still trying to drive on. Honey, let’s talk when your audience stops needing parental controls.”

Mic. Dropped. Again.

Ingraham then ran a 10-minute satirical segment titled “Deportation? Please. I’m More American Than Spray Cheese.”

🇺🇸 Conservative Civil War?

Political analysts are now calling this the most entertaining intra-party feud since Matt Gaetz tried to out-Tucker Tucker Carlson.

Ben Shapiro tweeted: “This is what happens when everyone tries to be the alpha.”

Tomi Lahren replied with a cryptic eye-roll emoji.

Tucker Carlson reportedly sent both women a fruit basket with a note that read: “Fight on. Ratings love chaos.”

🧠 Is This Real? No. Is It Real Enough? Yes.

While no one’s actually getting deported (thank God), this situation has opened up a hilarious debate in conservative circles:

Can someone be too influential… even for America?

One Leavitt supporter wrote on X:

“We’re not canceling Laura. We’re just suggesting she take a nice, long vacation to international waters.”

🏁 Final Thoughts

Whether this ends in a televised debate, a shouting match at CPAC, or an awkward encounter in a FOX News hallway bathroom, one thing’s for sure:

America is the land of the free… but not from drama.