Hollywood has given us high-octane car chases before — think Fast & Furious, Mad Max, and Baby Driver. But in true late-night comedy fashion, Jimmy Kimmel has flipped the script and given us the world’s first low-speed action epic.

Enter “A Reasonable Speed”, a parody trailer featuring Jimmy Kimmel and none other than the internet’s favorite action star, Keanu Reeves.

The setup?
A town with no rules. A rebel on the run. But instead of screeching tires and fiery explosions, we get something far funnier: a painfully slow police chase that feels like it could last all afternoon.

“The consumer Safety Council raves it’s an epic thrill ride that will leave you… in the middle of your seat.”

Yes, you read that right. Middle. Not edge. Because nothing here is happening fast enough to warrant leaning forward.

The trailer spoofs every action-movie cliché:

Dramatic helicopter footage of a car barely moving.

A voiceover declaring: “Left. Right. Left. Center.”

Union-approved warnings: “Walk, don’t run, to see this film.”

And of course, Keanu Reeves delivers his lines with the same intensity he brings to John Wick — except here, it’s about speed bumps and four-way stops.

The highlight? A showdown on Hawthorne Avenue, where the “thrilling” low-speed pursuit hits a blistering 20 mph before slowing again for a crossing guard.

Jimmy Kimmel himself appears, thanking viewers with his trademark sarcasm, and teasing: “If you’d like to take our relationship to the next level, click subscribe.”

With Reeves playing it straight and Kimmel pushing the absurdity, “A Reasonable Speed” lands perfectly as a satire of America’s obsession with action blockbusters.

🎬 Verdict: It might not be fast. It might not be furious. But it’s definitely hilarious.