Late-night television has always been a space where celebrities arrive to be charmed, teased, and occasionally roasted by their host. But sometimes, the dynamic flips—and suddenly it’s Stephen Colbert who’s blushing in his own chair.

One of the most unforgettable moments came when Dame Helen Mirren—Oscar winner, living legend, and notorious scene-stealer—took her entrance on The Late Show to a whole new level. Instead of the usual handshake or hug, Mirren planted a kiss right on Colbert’s lips.

The audience erupted. Colbert froze. And then, in the most Colbert way possible, he tried to recover:

“I suddenly can’t remember any questions,” he confessed, still dazed.

Mirren, never missing a beat, added with a mischievous grin:

“Your lips are very soft.”

The host, normally the master of composure, laughed nervously and admitted what everyone watching was thinking:

“Can you imagine the number of people who are jealous of me right now?”

The moment was more than just playful television; it was a reminder of Colbert’s unique appeal. Unlike many late-night figures who hide behind sarcasm, Colbert has always projected warmth, humility, and—let’s be honest—a certain bookish handsomeness that his guests clearly notice.

Whether it’s playful banter, lingering glances, or in this case, a bold kiss from Dame Helen herself, one thing is clear: Stephen Colbert isn’t just America’s favorite satirist. He’s also the secret crush of Hollywood’s finest.

And if Colbert pretends he doesn’t know it, his flustered smile that night said otherwise.