This week on late-night TV, fans got a special treat ahead of WrestleMania 35: some of the biggest WWE Superstars were challenged to make trash talk written by kids sound absolutely terrifying. The result? Pure comedy gold.

The segment, fittingly called “Kid Trash Talk,” kicked off with Braun Strowman, the monster among men, stomping onto the stage. But instead of his usual rage-filled roars, he bellowed:

“I’m gonna kick your butt till you fall in a lake. And I’m not joking! Because when I’m kidding, I say, knock knock!”

The crowd erupted with laughter as Strowman proved that even a knock-knock joke could sound menacing in the right hands.

Next came Carmella, the former SmackDown Women’s Champion, who delivered her line with sass:

“Come at me, you noodle. I’ll wax you New York style.”

Then, Drew McIntyre showed why his Scottish intensity is unmatched, threatening:

“I am gonna shove my foot so far up your butt… that you’re gonna be pooping toes for a week!”

By this point, the audience was in tears from laughing.

Alexa Bliss played it cool but deadly:

“I’m hungry. So guess what I’m gonna do? I’m gonna take your lunch box and eat your lunch.”

Kofi Kingston took the humor to a new level with an insult straight from the cafeteria table:

“You look like a potato and a chicken nugget had a baby!”

And finally, Seth Rollins, never one to hold back, delivered a bizarre but unforgettable threat:

“Don’t make me bake a pie and put your face in it, ‘cause your butt is your face, and your face is your butt!”

The skit ended with the stars getting a standing ovation. It was the perfect mix of childhood innocence and WWE over-the-top theatrics.

With WrestleMania 35 just around the corner, this segment proved that whether it’s in the ring or reading the words of 8-year-olds, WWE Superstars know how to put on a show.