BREAKING: Elon Musk Announces $7 BILLION Kansas City Chiefs Acquisition, Plans to Rename Team ‘Chiefs SpaceX’, and Appoints Urban Meyer as Head Coach, Shocking NFL Fans…

In a bombshell that has sent shockwaves through the NFL world, tech billionaire and SpaceX CEO Elon Musk has officially announced the $7 billion acquisition of the Kansas City Chiefs, turning one of the league’s most storied franchises into what he now calls the “Chiefs SpaceX.”

The news, confirmed just minutes ago at a press conference held outside Tesla headquarters in Austin, Texas, immediately ignited a firestorm across social media and sports networks worldwide. Musk, known for his unpredictable ventures and audacious moves, is now taking a giant leap — not into space — but into America’s most beloved sport.

“Football is the next frontier, and it’s time we brought some rocket fuel into it, literally and figuratively.” Musk stated, standing in front of a digital backdrop of Arrowhead Stadium morphed into a futuristic spaceship design. “I’m renaming the team ‘Chiefs SpaceX’ to honor innovation, vision, and yes, victory beyond limits.”

If the renaming wasn’t shocking enough, Musk also confirmed that Urban Meyer will be appointed as the new head coach of the franchise — a move that stunned NFL analysts and fans alike. Meyer, whose controversial NFL tenure with the Jacksonville Jaguars was cut short, is now back on the biggest stage, this time backed by the world’s richest man.

“Urban knows how to win,” Musk explained. “And we plan to build a team that wins not just games, but hearts, headlines, and maybe someday — a league on Mars.”

The reaction from Chiefs fans has been mixed. Longtime supporters of the franchise, known for its deep-rooted traditions and connection to Kansas City, have expressed concern about the radical changes. The proposed name, “Chiefs SpaceX,” in particular, has sparked a trending hashtag: #KeepTheChiefs.

Meanwhile, players and staff were reportedly blindsided by the news. Star quarterback Patrick Mahomes has not yet issued a statement, but sources close to him say he was “shocked and processing.” Tight end Travis Kelce posted a cryptic tweet: “Woke up in a sci-fi movie… what’s going on?”

NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell has confirmed that the league was notified of the deal only yesterday and that a full review is underway. “This is unprecedented,” Goodell said. “We’ve never seen a complete rebrand of this magnitude — it raises important questions about team identity, ownership influence, and league standards.”

Still, Musk remains unfazed. In typical Elon fashion, he closed the press conference with, “Get ready for the Chiefs… to launch.”

With stadium plans rumored to include AI-operated concession stands, drone-delivered merchandise, and an orbiting practice facility, fans are bracing for a new era of football — one that may look more like a SpaceX launch than a Sunday kickoff.

Whether this move elevates the Chiefs to interstellar greatness or causes a gravitational collapse remains to be seen. But one thing is certain: Elon Musk has just rewritten the NFL playbook.